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items visible bearing the gymskinz, racyracewear, trashtalk-t, nerdskinz, shirtskinz, kidskinz & ballskinz trademarks) Any unauthorized duplication or distribution strictly prohibited.
Violators will be prosecuted to the absolute fullest extent of the law, you will be shot and/or thrown out of a plane, sans parachute. IF any of these
images are distributed, the virus attached
will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks or CD's within 20 feet of your computer.
It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field
harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 900 numbers.
This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE MAN, ARE YOU LISTENING?!!!!!
It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and
your Nair with Rogaine, all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous
to your Visa card. It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun until someone loses an
eye. It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings that
grossly change the interpretations of key sentences.
It will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not
only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows; it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
If you do not purchase a product from us or at least get a good laugh browsing them, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm, shoot
straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest to you. But seriously, we're covered legally. Please play nice,
and have a spanky day.